Hardware works best when it matters the least.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.

Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

One should expect that the expected can be prevented, but the unexpected should have been expected.

Darkness engulfed me...There was no ground below me, no sky above. Only the black, and the cold.

If America is to be strong in the future, Americans must see America as home, not divided by race or region. Build American jobs for the future and come together with compassion to solve problems.

Nor shall derision prove powerful against those who listen to humanity or those who follow in the footsteps of divinity, for they shall live forever. Forever.

There is some magic in wealth, which can thus make persons pay their court to it, when it does not even benefit themselves.

Janice used to say that instinct was reason in a hurry; I was not so sure about the reason part.

I had no musical training at all.

There were no guarantees that country music, whose roots were in the South, were ready for Charley Pride.

The best thing I can do for you is to love you.

Republican secretaries of state from Kissinger to Baker, Powell to Rice, President Bush, 71 United States Senators all supported President Obama's new START treaty, but not Mitt Romney.

There's no stopping Randy Orton!