Harm is the norm. Doom should not jam.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.

Time abides long enough for those who make use of it.

No time to marry, no time to settle down; I'm a young woman, and I ain't done runnin' around.

It was a well-known fact that the richness of buttery foods led to the moral ruin and confusion of the intellect.

There is nothing more dangerous than the conscience of a bigot.

The only person more cynical than a drunk is a reformed drunk.

When you find yourself overpowered, as it were, by melancholy, the best way is to go out and do something.

I write sets of books, but I've also written a lot of orphans.

There is so much going on all over the world that it's impossible for one person to keep up. And I can't.

It's better to leave them wanting more than to be the show where people are like, "Oh, that's still on the air?"