'Harry Potter' shouldn't be children's first experience with suspense and plot turns.

I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.

I will go to my grave in a state of abject endless fascination that we all have the capacity to become emotionally involved with a personality that doesn't exist.

Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.

I hate smoothies. Because they won't offer Firestone IPA beer as an ingredient.

If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.

I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter would be calling me a dork as a default term of endearment eventually.

I can say that even in the midst of my most cynical comic stripping: Opus shone through with a bit of heart, anchoring the ugly proceedings with a comforting pull of emotion.

He comic page is dying; I didn't want to go with it.

It was a huge challenge to learn digital painting well enough so that computers don't pop into mind when one sees one.

The universe throws us some obvious little pitches sometimes, and we need to be awake enough not to let them slip by.

There can be no Positive result from a Negative attitude. Think Positive. Live Positive.

Genius does not have time to stand admiring its reflection

The gentleman will sit! The gentleman is correct in sitting!

One of the advantages of being a 'reasonable creature' is that one can find a reason for whatever one wants to do.

My hair is too fine to bleach. I get so much breakage, it's not worth it to dye it.

I don't like to try strange foods. I like to explore different foods, but if you ask me to eat crocodile or frogs... I'm like no. That's where I draw the line.

My husband is someone who's in the real world. It's a big help that I don't have both feet in Hollywood

Liberals will only support you after you're gone.

I say we all take the pledge and stay home. Thanksgiving is a day to give thanks for what you have, not to save a few dollars to get more.

There aren't any labels - all jazz means is improvization and you can never play a tune the same way twice. So jazz spills over into everything.