Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?' That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's an evil flying pizza out there, and it's got Brenda's name on it.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Wherever the hope of glory lives, hopelessness passes away.

Time should be reproduced and multiplied

Just handle the books gently and you’ll get along fine.

Developing this ability instills a sixth sense for navigating human relationships with dignity, grace, and discretion, thus making an intentional and thoughtful first impression.

The individual - stupendous and beautiful paradox - is at once infinitesimal dust and the cause of all things.

Nothing matters as long as you are kind and authentic. If you are, then you did your best, and that is all you can do.

It's been encouraging to hear the pope talking about climate change and take it away from being a political issue to being one of survival.

Leonardo is the Hamlet of art history whom each of us must recreate for himself.

Discover your strengths and then hone them and be who you are meant to be.

Next year [2017], we are going to hold a series of events there that we would like to call Russian Seasons [in Japan]. Over 40 different activities - and what is more, in different cities.