Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed!

You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home!

For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.

He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial.

An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice.

Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous.

Writing is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because it's boring and hackneyed.

Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels.

For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force.

I'd represent "Love" when it sued hypocritical writers for abuse.

Because of the green-eyed one, I see red and that makes me blue.

Conscience is a coward, and those faults it has not strength enough to prevent it seldom has justice enough to accuse.

Great art is horseshit, buy tacos.

There are no mistakes, no coincidences; all events are blessings given to us to learn from.

One shouldn't be too inquisitive in life Either about God's secrets or one's wife.

When I try to portray to myself my heart's desire, nothing happens.

Debtors will seek to cancel their debts. Creditors will try to collect, and the more they succeed, the more they will impoverish the economy.

The value of an ad is in inverse ratio to the number of times it has been used.

You can't stop change any more than you can stop the suns from setting.

If the government is covering up knowledge of aliens, they are doing a better job of it than they do at anything else.

No nation is drunken where wine is cheap.