Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British

My limits know me well enough to stay out of my way.

No religion can fully accept another religion, that’s the one belief all religions share

The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved… But don’t worry girls, I hit him.

You could say I’m so manly I don’t even allow manly stereotypes to influence my actions

How fickle is my young male heart as it avidly jumps from love to love

Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re happy because you’re in on the secret

Now that I’ve reached the ripe old age of retirement, I feel it my duty to teach you everything I’ve learnt about love, so listen closely. Love is like… That’s as far as I’ve gotten I’m afraid.

By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart

Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated love is the most soul crushing experience you will ever go through.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

Love is the divine light that melts away all blockages. Love heals our beings

This is a battlefield, Faith! Women find themselves on battlefields, just as men do. We are given no weapons, and cannot be seen to fight. But fight we must, or perish.

Agnes walked in with a tray of gorgeous raspberry tortes, fruit sorbet, and pistachio ice.

Do rewards motivate people? Absolutely. They motivate people to get rewards.

I believe moderates will need to be driven out in order to usher in the progressive era.

I've been hounded by a reputation of being difficult when really what I'm being is truthful and honest. And I think that's been a thorn in my side.

Depression is always in the details.

The modern child will answer you back before you've said anything.

Lay down true principles and adhere to them inflexibly. Do not be frightened into their surrender by the alarms of the timid, or the croakings of wealth against the ascendency of the people.