Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.

It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.

Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea what the heck is really going on.

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill.

Newspapers, magazines and other publications have the constitutional right to be offensive, even disgusting. As evidence of that, just watch this space regularly.

The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons.

Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich.

For some people, being free means being free to keep their feet on someone else's chest.

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.

Reagan's approach will achieve one of the basic goals of the conservative: Things remain basically the same. The rich stay rich and the poor stay poor, or even a little poorer.

difference, distance, absence and seperation lie 'at the heart' of meaning, being and reality

Misunderstandings are a normal part of life, and the outcomes of these depend upon how we choose to react to them.

I see people, as they approach me, trying to make up their minds whether they'll 'say something about it' or not. I hate if they do, and if they don't.

Mum, Vitali just sent me a text, would you pass me a new pair of panties.

I 'm grateful for the success that( husband) Bill and I have had, we both come from hard-working families. We both have worked very hard.

I'm on the edge with you

The fight for sanity in our gun safety laws is not by any means over. In many ways it's just beginning.

The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants.

Let us put away our blinders and answer the call to Joy.

Our tendency to create heroes rarely jibes with the reality that most nontrivial problems require collective solutions.