Hatred is stronger than friendship.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.

A work can become modern only if it is first postmodern. Postmodernism thus understood is not modernism at its end but in the nascent state, and this state is constant.

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.

Nothing hinders a thing from being natural so much as the straining ourselves to make it seem so.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with.

There are no accidents so unlucky from which clever people are not able to reap some advantage, and none so lucky that the foolish are not able to turn them to their own disadvantage.

When we spend money we lose them forever, when we give them away, we will have them forever.

Discovery is the joy.

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please.

Reply to Plato: I seen horses I seen cows I haint never yet seen horsiness nor that there bovinity neither.

In my day, everything came from my belly button and seat of the pants. Today, everything is done from research.

We measure success by accumulation. The measure is false. The true measure is appreciation. He who loves most has most.

if I fail as Jamie Foxx, I'll just change my name and come back as something else.

God, I hope he dies the night before one of his kids get married.

Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost.

O heart, such disorganization!