Have I got a black book? Yes, it's called a mobile phone. I do get offers. There is no shortage of people if you want to go on dates - working in TV, living in L.A., it is there if you want it.

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't.

Work hard, be patient, and be a sponge while learning your business. Learn how to take criticism. Follow your gut instincts and don't compromise.

I'd say the most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand...

I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad.

I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace it.

Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.

The best way to kill someone is from the inside, by crushing their hopes and dreams.

Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!

...making some noise in the woods is a thing that one can forget. The sound of a man’s voice on the other hand, is something else entirely.

Whatever you do, do it with all your heart and soul.

Don't document bad code - rewrite it.

Youth are becoming the site of society's nightmares.

Harry found the [tea]... seemed to burn away a little of the fear fluttering in his chest.

Nothing ever fatigues me, but doing what I do not like.

I believe in the fatal hairdo just for the love of saying fatal hairdo.

Teach the writer, not the writing.

Life is never going to be perfect, as much as we want it to be, and I have to lead by example.