Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once.

People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.

Black Books adheres to a more old fashioned, traditional sitcom format, which I think works, because in its own way, it's quite theatrical.

You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand...

Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.

I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now.

Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in the day! Please GO AWAY!

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it.

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.

You try various things when you're growing up. I was an attache in the Foreign Service for a while and then I drove a bulldozer, but neither of those panned out for me so it had to be stand-up.

Each time you say hello to a stranger, your heart acknowledges over and over again that we are all family.

Ask the person who found you about what kind of people they were looking for before meeting you, as they may not know that they have found one of them already.

Chiron reminds us that only through recognising and accepting our inner wounds can we find true healing.

It is right it should be so Man was made for joy and woe And when this we rightly know Through the world we safely go.

I think about architecture all the time. That's the problem. But I've always been like that. I dream it sometimes.

I mean, 'Kids In The Hall' is the reason I have any career at all.

Talking with most people usually involves a search for truth. Talking with congressmen is strictly special effects.

I loved Jared Leto. My So-Called Life, that was my jam. And Leonardo DiCaprio in Romeo + Juliet. Every 14-year-old girl was obsessed with that.

Germany and Israel should dream together for a Middle East in which all the countries are willing to exchange the dispute of the parents with peace for their children.

Women do date better than men. They'll get prepared. Men just kind of show-up.