Have a place for everything and keep the things somewheres else. That is not advice it is merely custom.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

When a woman has not received much flattery in her life, she will be seduced.

To the degree that God gives us the grace to see Him, our lives and our ministries will become fruitful and effective.

I would consider all women as my mother but not all girls as my sisters.

Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.

We have gone into a war, an unelected president sending us into a war that the Congress frankly had no right, I believe, to authorize.

It was impossible to believe that someone did not want to be saved from their incoherence.

I loved him, officer. More than any woman ever loved an egg.

Serious musicians are finding it harder and harder to have a voice in the world of music these days.

You may not realize it, but your life has the potential to bless everyone you encounter.

Parents do not, indeed, live by bread alone. We feast daily on banquets of our own words.