Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else. This is not advice, it is merely custom.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I'm so sorry about all you're going through, but I'm not sorry that it brought you to me.

Bad friends are those who make you cry.Good friends are those who understand why you're crying.Best friends are those who do everything to stop you from crying.

A country where there is no security of life is certainly not a country but just a slaughter house!

I thank You God for this most amazing day for the leaping greenly spirits of trees and a blue true dream of sky and for everything which is natural which is infinite which is yes.

All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers.

The burning gaze of a young woman, such as hath tasted man, shall not escape me; for I have a spirit keen to mark these things.

Computer scientists stand on each other's feet.

The dead should be judged like criminals, impartially, but they should be allowed the benefit of the doubt.

I know I'm the guy others will lean on.

I'm not from the arts, I'm a law professor. But I think we need more poetry in politics.