Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

When your eyes beholds mine, I am mesmerized only to be your wife in bad times more than the best ones. Because whatever one say Marriage is all about Compassion

In America, applause is won only by physical exertion.

When you're taking your one-thousandth selfie of the day that might be the moment you try to kill the person by lethal hugging!

Those who remember the past tend to get the story really screwed up.

I have always seen cold and controlled men as the right ones for me.

Though I may not be a king in my future life, so much the better: I shall nevertheless live an active life and, on top of it, earn less ingratitude.

Happiness rarely keeps company with an empty stomach

Pleasure limps for him. who enjoys it alone.

If one wants to be an ox one can easily turn one's back on hum suffering and look after one's own skin.

To form our taste, we must neither depreciate nor imitate, but we should understand and originate.