Have the courage of your own convictions and don't be swayed by friends who boast about their financial home runs. Last year's winners are often this year's losers.

The higher the yield, the higher the risk. A high yield is designed to attract investors. An outrageously high yield attracts fools.

Always leave a sinking ship. There's no virtue in hanging on to losers. And stocks don't have feelings.

If you're uncomfortable with your financial advisor, it's probably with good reason.

Invest less at the end of the month. Brokers tend to push stocks at the end of the month in an effort to match or surpass their previous month's sales.

When a corporation goes into the marketplace to buy back its own stock, it means management thinks the stock is undervalued. This is a smart time to buy.

Bulls make money and bears make money, but pigs seldom do. When a stock or mutual fund is up 30%, sell one-quarter of your position.

Invest in vanity. Buy stocks in high-profile companies whose products are designed to make you feel good and look good.

Give a cold shoulder to cold callers. Never invest in anything based on a phone call from someone you don't know or whose office is a post office box.

Sell before the holidays. Stock prices tend to rise on the last trading day before major holidays.

Habits are tools. They can either propel you toward success or drag you down.

Don't mark up the Library's copy, you fool! Librarians are Unprankable. They'll track you down! They have skills!

Lean brands are the result of continually testing assumptions.

It’s so real." "Most dreams are. It isn't until you wake up that you see all the plot holes.

Agence France Presse says the Communist Party doesn't endorse Barack Obama, but that's just the media covering for him again. Because they do endorse Obama.

if you have once thoroughly bored somebody it is next to impossible to unbore him.

Everybody shut up. Let us work.

I would trade many an art-film classic for the final exchange between Redford and Streisand in front of the Plaza.

If you're kept off the debates, you can't reach more two percent of people even if you campaign every state and fill the big conventions like Madison Square Garden.

Should I be worried about being a slave and being returned to slavery? Because certain things happened in the Constitution that had to change.