Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean's existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

...the state of Virginia had turned down twenty-one thousand women for admission to state colleges in 1970 while not turning away a single man...

It's a lot harder to get someone OUT of your life than it is to let them IN, so please…be selective.

As I'd seen over and again, people who see themselves as victims sometimes don't notice when they become oppressors.

False humility is better than no humility at all.

A lot of times I did lose yards on a run, but it wasn't for lack of trying.

I've got something to live for, because I always wanted to be an artist; I always wanted to be famous.

How wrong to have been so negative, how wrong to have been so gloomy, how wrong to have run away from life, how wrong to have said no, again and again, instead of yes.

If it works, it's obsolete.

Pretty, pretty please, don't you ever ever feel like you're less than, less than perfect.

Once you learn to remain calm under the stressful circumstances of a fight, you will have no trouble remaining calm under the stressful circumstances of life.