Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

Where his eyes should’ve been, there was only fire, empty sockets glowing with miniature nuclear explosions.

I don't think of myself as an evil monster and I hope I'm not.

One person's magical thinking is another person's cynicism.

People feel like the system is rigged against them, and here is the painful part, they're right. The system is rigged.

I don't aspire, but I would be very happy if one of my poems suddenly offered someone a shady rest stop, a breather in our interminable march under the murderous, scorching heat of the superfluous.

I learned that it's super important to stay true to yourself and your family. I've also learned that I've got a lot to learn about life, but that's just part of growing up.

Firstly, people take for granted that the E.U. has created the biggest economic space in the world.

The love of God is not something vague or generic; the love of God has a name and a face: Jesus Christ.

Sometimes I think of that and I'm like, "Simone, I don't know what else you can do. What more can you do? Maybe you can repeat yourself." I'll take time off, get out more, go outside more, vacation.

Mitt Romney's email was hacked! So if you start getting messages that sound like they're from a bot, he's fixed the problem.