Have you ever felt as if other people were smarter than you? Quicker on the uptake? Zombies feel this way every day.

The motto of Harvard isn't 'nice,' it's truth. The motto of Yale isn't 'light and nice,' it's light and truth.

Columbia is ... for people whose genitals still work, dammit. For writers who want to be brave and persevere in the real world where people often fail.

As light nourishes plants, wisdom nourishes sages.

The campaign finance scandal in America is the global warming of American political life - with cash substituting for deadly solar radiation.

It's easy to actually get the ink on the page, but somehow I've gotta find a way to play this. And I have to find a way to emotionally survive playing this.

Every house guest brings you happiness. Some when they arrive, and some when they are leaving

All men are brothers, like the seas throughout the world; So why do winds and waves clash so fiercely everywhere?

Before, baseball was something to do to get ready for the hockey season. Now, people look to play baseball, period. It's something you stick with.

When I watch like The Office I'm fascinated because most of America works in an environment where they see the same eight people every day.

You can't always be the most talented person in the room. But you can be the most competitive

I like to get where the cabbage is cooking and catch the scents.