Have you ever felt so full of thoughts you think you could burst?

When you're doing what's right, on and off the field, the Lord steps in and plays a part.

I used to play pianos in bars. You know in hotels, you'd see guys playing piano with a snifter? That was me, with a painted-on mustache. I was about 15.

They say that cats are the only animal that can sit in your lap and ignore you. To which I say: you've never been to the Spearmint Rhino.

Personally, emotionally, I'd rather divorce myself from the world than face the heartbreak of partial success. Because partial success implies overwhelming failure.

The end of reading is not more books but more life.

As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me."

If at first you don't succeed, you get back up and you try ... and you try ... and you try it again ... except ice skating, I hate this crap, I quit!

Take a look at the number of Bibles on your shelf. Think how grateful you are for the help you've received from various Bible translations and editions over the years.

Look to the Bible and not your feelings as the basis of the Christian life.

I love the classic crooners, but I got that from my mother - she worked in a record store.