Have you ever met a war you didn't love? I’m asking, is there any place you don’t want to intervene in?

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.

I do not believe profanity has anything to do with Christianity, thank you.

Living through difficult life circumstances in not an excuse for passing trauma onto someone else.

A hand touched my shoulder, shaking me. I was back on the bus. It was dark and warm and I just wanted to sleep, but Chloe kept shaking my sho

The safest way to ensure diversity of opinion is diverse ownership. But this ideal has been sacrificed by our government.

I got plenty of cautions that one or two of these marathons was all a man should do in a lifetime.

It's hard to outdo the Lord in generosity.

Behind the curtain's mystic fold The glowing future lies unrolled.

Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what they have been through.