Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?

Anytime that cannot be accounted for is a wasted time.

you know things, without knowing how you know, but you know it is true

You get what you give. What you put into things is what you get out of them.

Do you eat all of the men in the family? Where do they go? Does this house have a basement?

Some say I do it this way, others say I do it that way, but I say I do it the other way.

Well, check this out. Mine is bigger.

Most furniture is not made for people - they are made for the people who sell them.

Whether they yield or refuse, it delights women to have been asked.

It's hard not to fall in love with Seattle on a beautiful summer's day.

We are fossils in the making.