Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

We sing because we can't speak anymore. Dance is an extension of that - we dance because we can't speak anymore.

Fiction is as easy as telling a convincing lie. The more believable the better the story.

Knowledge of the past and an optimistic view of the present give you great opportunities.

Common sense is almost as omniscient as God.

Always assume that your opponent is going to be bigger, stronger and faster than you; so that you learn to rely on technique, timing and leverage rather than brute strength

You who love wild passions, flee the holy austerity of my pleasures. All here breathes of God, peace and truth.

Don't leave. Stay, and make things better.

Ultimately, the transcript of your prayers becomes the script of your life.

I think most entrepreneurs would refer to themselves as "accidental". No one looks for stress and pain. You stumble on to it.

The race will go to the curious, the slightly mad, and those with an un-satiated passion for learning and dare-deviltry.