Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?

Fairness does not mean everyone gets the same. Fairness means everyone gets what they need.

It takes strength and courage to admit the truth.

I sailed on the cold air currents above the rooftops of Paris. I could see the river, the Louvre Museum, the gardens and palaces. And a mouse-yum. Hang on, Carter, I thought. not hunting mice.

To all my librarian friends, champions of books, true magicians in the House of Life. Without you, this writer would be lost in the Dust.

You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?

I tried to think of something to say. Excuse me? Hello? Marry me? Anything would have done.

Oh no." I said panic rising in my chest. "No, no, no, Somebody get a can opener. I've got a god in my head!!

Fair means everyone gets what they need. And the only way to get what you need is to make it happen yourself.

Right, " Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death.

Why did adults have to be so thick? They always say “tell the truth, ” and when you do, they don’t believe you. What’s the point?

Oklahoma's always been good to me.

I intend to explode the myths about myself and get down to the real truth about the legend that is Batman.

What is great about art and artists is that we get to ask the questions, even though we may never know the answers.

If you can walk with your head in the clouds and keep your feet on the ground, you can make a million dollars in the NBA.

It's a proud horse that will not carry his owne provender.

The pamphlet uses my name, my likeness, my 'shtick' (if you will), and my very act, which is derived from my personality, to attract attention and converts.

I bet you can't play slide piano.

Should and should not's are the furthest form or non-reality there is even the best scientists can't track what does.

I resented that my career wasn't going the way that it was supposed to. And I was angry that I wasn't getting the parts that I wanted.

I've worked in the prison system for five years, and most of those folks in prison didn't have a direction.