Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

the illusion that power lies within the hands of the common man is more important than legitimate efficiency within the government.

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

I had all these tapes in my closet that I had shot years ago with my friend Jean-Michel Basquiat. I was working on a film about him when he died, and then I just put everything away. It was too sad.

It's easy to be a tough competitor and still be the kind of person with whom people love to compete.

Maybe he was more than the sum of his broken parts.

The past is what you remember, imagine you remember, convince yourself you remember, or pretend you remember.

A sense of humor saves your life, and being able to make friends wherever you go.

Congress will always couple one bad idea with another, the better to 'offset' them.

The nation no longer stands for the enlightenment tradition, but rather for military-political hegemony and the total commodification of life.

If I had unlimited, god-like powers and could grant my prospectivecustomer the biggest benefit I can possibly imagine he or she would ideally want from myproduct, what would that be?