Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?

The best things in life aren't things.

People who live in glass houses have to wash their windows all the time.

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.

If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.

The things that matter most are not things.

This is not an easy time for humorists because the government is far funnier than we are.

I worship the quicksand he [Richard Nixon] walks in.

See how she leans her cheek upon her hand. O, that I were a glove upon that hand That I might touch that cheek!

Fake people will insult you infront of the whole world but those who are true to you will insult you more but in private.

It is a debt we owe to the purity of our religion to show that it is at variance with that law which warrants slavery.

One either has to believe in a God who's terribly prejudiced, or disbelieve the teachings of such exclusionary theologies. Religions have taught us that 'we are better than they.'

If to talk to oneself when alone is folly, it must be doubly unwise to listen to oneself in the presence of others.

That's in the nature of social change. So you can analyze what didn't work, but it's very hard to predict what will work.

Evolutionary theory holds that our ability to sense when we should be suspicious has been every bit as essential for human survival as our capacity for trust and cooperation.

No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.

Do not glory in your own faith, your own feelings, your own knowledge, or your own diligence. Glory in nothing but Christ.

Keeping grounded and keeping focused and keeping calm and thankful, that comes from God.