Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

I call myself a 'domestic goddess.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

If I can teach myself the art of loneliness, then perhaps the art of writing will come more easily to me.

Some choices are harder than they appear. You can never say yes to one thing without saying no to another.

Every moment holds the potential to cause us to see differently.

That it will never come again is what makes life sweet.

A really important part of competition is coming back, trying to do it better the second time than you did the first.

He has become a great leader of his team, a guy that has evolved in terms of his role within the team.

Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.

Failure to meditate in the morning increases the probability of chaos throughout the day.

Releasing the emotional energy and focusing on acceptance dissipates anger and restores balance.

I have enough music coming out of my kids' bedrooms when I'm at home.