Have you heard his new song? 'Cause he thinks he's a black man now.

James Franco, acting, teaching, directing, writing, producing, photography, soundtracks, editing - is there anything you can do?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is the most afraid of getting ruffied? It's like relax. YOU can take the coaster off your drink. There are at least three of us in line ahead of you.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Justin's fan are called Beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards.

I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise.

Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.

College seems like a pretty expensive way to become an alcoholic.

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity.

Why does every flight attendant seem like they are going through a divorce?

Have you ever noticed that your ugliest friend is most afraid of being raped?

The true joy lies in the unpredictability of nature.

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me.

Periodically over the years I've always taken periods of time away from acting.

You see, that's the fun of Buddhism. We do have a wild card in the deck that can't be explained, that changes value continuously, and that's enlightenment.

I'm clearer now in what I want to say, and I know better how to say just that.

She [Hillary Clinton] is actually got the track record for doing the crazy things that Donald Trump talks about.

I'm the No. 1 living and breathing rock star. I am Axl Rose; I am Jim Morrison; I am Jimi Hendrix.

When our minds really catch hold of the significance of Jesus' atonement, the world's hold on us loosens.

Barcelona is now in the past. I was sick and boxed in, and that's understandable why I lost.

Critics like to build you up, tear you down, and then, if you're lucky, build you up again.