Have you met my boyfriend?” There. That was a doozy. His eyes narrowed, and his lips thinned into a tight line. Yep, Noah was a mood kill for both of us.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

Life goes on... with or without you.

To attain to enlightenment is to attain to all. When you are not, you become the whole.

Proportion is almost impossible to human beings. There is no one who does not exaggerate.

I breastfeed and I'll be breastfeeding until my son is finished and he weans.

My comprehension of God comes from a deeply felt conviction of a superior intelligence that reveals itself in the knowable world.

For youth, sexual love is whim; for the aged, luxury.

But we are not in the world to be good but to change it.

A Christian is one who rejoices in the superiority of a rival.

The moral sense is a natural faculty in us like the sense of smell or of touch.

Nothing can be more abhorrent to democracy than to imprison a person or keep him in prison because he is unpopular. This is really the test of civilization.