Have you not learned the most in your life from those with whom you disagreed - those who saw it differently from you?

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.

Happiness, not in another place but this place...not for another hour, but this hour.

We were together. I forget the rest.

Either define the moment or the moment will define you.

Re-examine all that you have been told... dismiss that which insults your soul.

Be curious, not judgmental.

Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes.

Simplicity is the glory of expression.

The truth is simple. If it was complicated, everyone would understand it.

When one reaches out to help another he touches the face of God.

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.

Devour your fear.

When I get tired of new clunky writing, I resort to old fashioned story tellers, like Wilkie Collins.

Just as man is governed, in religion, by the products of his own brain, so, in capitalist production, he is governed by the products of his own hand.

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.

It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.

My ambition is to keep the audience guessing... that is my path to a long career.

Everybody is full of crap. The coin of the realm is being full of crap. The best people - being full of crap are our leaders and our superstars.

Jerry and I always felt that the character was enjoying himself. He was having fun: he wasn't taking himself seriously. It was always a lark for him, as you can see in my early drawings.

You can't plan the kind of deep love that results in children. Fatherhood was not a conscious decision. It was part of the wonderful ride I was on. All the math finally worked.