Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Do unto others, then run

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.

Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.

Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

It felt like this was never going to end. The world wasn't going to stop crashing down until there was nothing left of me but dust.

The Vatican's recognition of the State of Israel in 1997 could not have occurred without John Paul's leadership.

The question is not if the candidate's heart is favorable to Christianity, but if he has Christ as his starting point even for politics, and will speak out His name!

The saddest thing one meets is a nominal Christian.

The same technologies enabling us to work together at a distance are creating the expectation to do better at governing ourselves.

Real competition can drive up testosterone, which boosts libido.

The film industry is like Anne Robinsonalways on the look-out for a new face

The sentimentalist does not think of what he does so much as of what the world will think of what he does.

There is no gospel without the offence. This is God's wisdom. It never seems sensible to us in our flesh.

Death cannot kill that which does not die.