Have you noticed when you go on a diet the first thing you lose is your temper.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Anyone that refuses to grow will remain in the past. It is a demand of life

In all those faces, I saw, your face.Amen, Religious Leader Petra Cecilia Maria HermansReligion of Blue Circle

All my life I have dreamed of you.

What is precious inside us does not care to be known by the mind in ways that diminish its presence.

Why are you afraid of death? Where you are, death is not. Where death is, you are not. What is it that you fear.

If I had my way... there wouldn't be a single lion or tiger in captivity anywhere in the world. They never take to it. They're never happy. They never settle down... You can see it in their eyes.

Death, death. Now I won't be able to write my beautiful memoirs.

Some say the word 'pop' is a derogatory word to say 'not important' - I do not accept that. If the word 'classic' is the word to say 'boring,' I do not accept. There is good and bad music.

Mankind is a dream of a shadow.

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor.