Have you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take it off it feels like it's still there?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

More compassionate mind, more sense of concern for other's well-being, is source of happiness.

I studied at Guildhall and did the acting course, but because I could sing a bit, I kept being cast in musicals.

The Muse but serv'd to ease some friend, not wife, / To help me through this long disease, my life.

Tomorrow the world is not the same as today, though God listens with the same ear.

It's black women as perpetual sidekick. We need to hear from more women's voices. And it would be nice to see some books geared toward us.

The means of control that record labels had vis-à-vis distribution no longer exist.

You will have found Christ when you are concerned with other people’s sufferings and not your own.

The proposed Constitution is, in strictness, neither a national nor a federal constitution; but a composition of both.

One of the terrorist who was shot dead last week led us today to the hide out of the other 3 suspects.

Our virtues, as well as our vices, are often scourges for our own backs.