Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

If the real world is orange juice, then art is like orange-juice concentrate.

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid.

Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with

It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct.

A cult following is a nice way of saying very few people like you.

To be able to get up and be in my studio and work all day is a great joy.

I was involved in the Great Folk Music scare back in the sixties, when it almost caught on.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner, " Fang said, joining us.

I lean to you, numb as a fossil. Tell me I'm here.

This cat is looking at me with judgment.”“He’s not, ” said Jules. “That’s just his face.”“You look at me the same way, ” Mark said, glancing at Julian. “Judgy face.

Getting what you go after is success but liking it while you are getting it is happiness.

Patriotism consists not in waving the flag, but in striving that our country shall be righteous as well as strong.

With what we give, we make a life.

Tis easy now for the heart to be true As for grass to be green or skies to be blue-- 'Tis the natural way of living.

A sneer is often the sign of heartless malignity.

Man acts as though he were the shaper and master of language, while in fact language remains the master of man.

I usually think in terms of music