Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

If war is hard - and it is, forever and always - then after war is just as hard, in a different way.

Love is God, and the one that believes in love, believes in God.

I find L.A. kind of romantic, actually. As a movie junkie, it's a city that was built by the movies. There's something really weird and surreal about it that I find energizing.

Jeremy, are we going to play your games?

Give it up for the process that leads to childbirth!

Sometimes it's more important to be human, than to have good taste.

This goin' ware glory waits ye haint one agreeable feetur.

I don't photograph any two people who are remotely the same.

I've got a really sweet tooth and sometimes I just have to have some chocolate.

There are more fools than wise men, and even in a wise man there is more folly than wisdom.