Having children is something we think we ought to do because our parents did it, but when it is over the children are just other members of the human race, rather disappointingly.

Don't hate the game, hate the player... the player should have known better than to play the game in the first place.

But we have been taught to see before our eyes have found out a way of seeing for themselves.

I am throwing all my good works overboard, and lashing myself to the plank of free grace; for I hope to swim to glory on it.

What is easy to do is also easy not to do.

When you're the absolute best, you get hated on the most.

Yeah, I think on my resume it still says that - that I can juggle.

In every spoof I make real love to the things I am spoofing.

With automatic spell checkers running unleashed over what we compose, our era is that of correctly spelled typos.

If you want to follow your dreams, you have to say no to all the alternatives.

It is possible to spend one's entire lifetime without ever experiencing the mystical realms or even without being aware of their existence.