Having fun is a very particular skill. And not everyone has that skill.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Baba Yaga: "... What are his powers"Mirror on the wall: "He reads

We have to feed our loved ones, but at what cost. A dead man or woman can’t feed the living.

If I don't see the reason of someone being my friend, chances are, we are just floating and I need a ship to set sail.

Don't Worry If She Ignored You Or You're Ugly. She'll See Your Beautiful Heart as Soon As You Step Out From The Audi.

Nature is garrulous to the point of confusion, let the artist be truly taciturn.

Liz Benedict, a teacher of mine at Iowa, is the person who introduced me to James Salter's work.

I've never mentioned this, but when I was at Parsons teaching, the other design disciplines, they don't like fashion design. They see it as very nineteenth-century.

The darkest day in life is the one in which we expect something for nothing.

If we blend efficiently democracy, demographic demand & demand, I believe that there will be a Vasco Da Gama on every street who will come searching for India.

There's something in a flying horse, There's something in a huge balloon.