Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get.

Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.

My goals are so high that I don't have time to relax, in any way shape or form.

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.

The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.

The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work.

I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault- they watched the foot come towards their face.

People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.

Few living do.""Then, have I...I mean, am I-""Oh, no, child! You are still very much alive! Though I may say, not as Alive as you might be if you had died.

Death is the greatest goal of anyone. It is something no other living human can achieve

One cannot help but be in awe when [one] contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality.

I would also say that, in practice, many more Americans are anarchists than would ever use that term.

Men, being conditioned badly, are always feeling nooses closing around their necks, even dumpy boors no girl would take on a bet.

Infinite Love is who we really are and who we refuse to be. This refusal is our most essential tension.

Socialism: nothing more than the theory that the slave is always more virtuous than his master.

I believe it is the responsibility of every generation to reach their generation for Christ.

I think you sign up to win games, and compete, and go out there and lead a team no matter how you can do that.