Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.

You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me

Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.

The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.

Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.

I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

I was a coward. I went to the war.

Brother, when beauty falls into your hand, you hold on to it while you can. You could be dead tomorrow.Well, that’s... inspiring.

The rain cometh down and the snow from heaven and retumeth not thither but watereth the earth and maketh it bring forth and bud that it may give seed to the sower and bread to the eater.

Heaven is a pretty practical, common sense, down-to-earth place!

It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.

My father was a Little League dictator. That really affected me, his control-freakery, his impunity, his arbitrary unreasonable power.

I feel like I am what I am.

The Divinity could be invoked as well in the English language as in the French.

I am content to live it all again And yet again, if it be life to pitch Into the frog-spawn of a blind man's ditch.