Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!”She hesitated, then saw the box he meant. Te label read WARNING. DO NOT OPEN. “Open it!” Leo yelled again.

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

Mussolini?” Leo frowned. “Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt.

Percy is the most powerful demigod I've ever met. No offense to you guys but it's true.

Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.

Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Forget the chicken-nugget smoke screen. Percy wanted Leo to invent an anti-dream hat.

Otis barreled towards them empty-handed, before apparently realizing that a) he was empty-handed and b) charging towards a large body of water to fight a son of Poseidon was maybe not a good idea.

Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

I cried, I was so overwhelmed to meet Michael Jackson.

Be yourself. Embrace your quirks.

The will to overcome an emotion, is ultimately only the will of another, or of several other, emotions.

I like multinational companies. They may have 40 to 60 percent of their engines of growth in the United States, but I do like the diversification of being more global.

I am humble enough to recognize that I have made mistakes, but politically astute enough to know that I have forgotten what they are.

I was sort of caught up in my own web of illusion.

There's the moon trying to look romanticMoon's too old that's her troubleAren't we all?

Quality is more important than quantity. One home run is much better than two doubles.

It is not so much WHERE you live, as HOW you live, and whether good flows from you through your neighborhood