He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

Your rebel soul shines like a diamond pulled from dust: bright, clear and flawless.

We were discussing the fine puppetry of fate.

I have had a lot of experience in broadcasting.

To copy beauty forfeits all pretense to fame; to copy faults is want of sense

Forever is composed of Nows— 'Tis not a different time— Except for Infiniteness— And Latitude of Home

Living frugally is one of the best things an author can do to prepare for their career.

Pastors spend a good bit of time helping people with their sin. Who helps them with their sin?

I swear to God, if I get shot again, Indigo will strangle me.

Ask God for forgiveness, and leave your regrets in the past!

O, how I faint when I of you do write, Knowing a better spirit doth use your name, And in the praise thereof spends all his might To make me tongue-tied speaking of your fame.