He (God) loved us not because we are lovable, but because He is love.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Why are you walking alonewhen love is walking along?

Never admit defeat!

Every CEO of a social network should be required to use the default privacy settings for all of their accounts on the service.

Senators will do what they think they need to do to represent their constituents

The readers and the hearers like my books, And yet some writers cannot them digest; But what care I? for when I make a feast, I would my guests should praise it, not the cooks.

I think a lot of people, if they get the opportunity to do some acting, they think, 'I might be a star.'

In fact, you see Hillary [Clinton] moving very far to the left. You see all the Republicans moving very far to the right.

Contrasting styles is always the most fun to watch

You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.

Love? What is it? Most natural painkiller what there is.