He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under.

I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit.

The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise.

I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd.

Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.

Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!

I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can.

Words have never belonged to those who wrote them. Always to those who needed then.

Immortals must always give humans one thing! Either fear and terror! Or beauty!!

Behind every unquestionable belief is a system of control.

He that seeks trouble always finds it.

A poem in form still has to have voice, gesture, a sense of discovery, a metaphoric connection, as any poetry does.

You must work and should not be lazy if you want to be happy.

It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear.

Never mind a little dirt, if the goal is splendid!

I don't think Bono decided to be ambitious, he just is. But if this country ever ran out of electricity, just shove a plug up his hole and it would run for a week.

Daring to me is having courage; it's a daily meditation to take breath and find strength.