He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

Alas, if worth be based on beauty, Snow White has surpassed you, cutie.

The Emperor is merely endorsing a clothing-optional lifestyle!

While the archetype of the tinker is generally the whipping person in classical bedtimes stories, this particular individual was a tinker by trade and just happened to be economically disadvantaged.

Sunset and evening star And one clear call for me! And may there be no moaning of the bar When I put out to sea.

There is so much more to understand.

As far as my relationship with President Putin is concerned, it's fine.

We meet again, at the turn of the tide. A great storm is coming, but the tide has turned.

It seems to me nowadays that the most important task for someone who is aging is to spread love and warmth whenever possible.

It is winter time, my friend; buy couple of breads; find a place calm and quiet and feed the birds; and for this action of yours, ask no more reward than their cheerful singings!

My point is not that everything is bad, but that everything is dangerous, which is not exactly the same as bad.

Let every family meet once a day or week for a real hearty sing, and their sing will give them more pleasure than they will take all the rest of the day.

Most people are brought to faith in Christ not by argument for it but by exposure to it.

Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.