He could be dominant - if he played in the WNBA.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

The salt is to the food, what soul is to the body.

If you play an instrument, it makes you a better singer. The more you play, the better you sing, the more you sing, the better you play.

The first requisite of a sound monetary system is that it put the least possible power over the quantity or quality of money in the hands of the politicians.

I make it my rule, to lay hold of light and embrace it, wherever I see it, though held forth by a child or an enemy.

Work only a half a day. It makes no difference which half-the first 12 hours or the last 12 hours.

Practice hope. As hopefulness becomes a habit, you can achieve a permanently happy spirit.

What Do You Care What Other People Think?

I really wanted to make sure that if we set Duke up, that he's set up the right way and he's his own hero for the right reasons.

I want people to know that movie stars live a normal, middle-class life.

Teaching English and teaching Writing are two separate things.