He couldn’t grab reality if he attempted the task with both hands.

You knew me before I made my millions, and you were nice to me when you didn’t have to be. That’s the kind of person I want in my corner.

If you’re trying to tell me you’re not used to mattering to someone, I might just bleed out right here on the floor.

The algorithms in his hard drive scrambled and his coding short-circuited. Like she’d downloaded a virus right into his system, he got feverishly hot.

Lord, but did he grow up nice.

He could be doing quantum physics in his head or undressing her in his mind—she’d never know the difference.

He didn’t know what was hotter, her Star Wars reference or the breathiness with which she spoke it.

I’d tell you not to swoon, but he’d catch you, so never mind.

She may resemble a mythical angel, but she moved like an x-rated wet dream

Don't blame you, " said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later.

Success is never final, but failure can be.

Every life has a measure of sorrow, and sometimes this is what awakens us.

I went to art high school and thought I'd be a painter. Unfortunately I didn't finish high school, but that's always been part of my work.

A grandparent will accept your calls from anywhere, collect.

Take some wood and canvas and nails and things. Build yourself a theater, a stage, light it, learn about it. When you've done that you will probably know how to write a play.

Both formerly and now, it is only suffering that I describe, and the cessation of suffering.

To become Christ-like is the only thing in the whole world worth caring for, the thing before which every ambition of man is folly and all lower achievement vain.

But what more oft in nations grown corrupt, And by their vices brought to servitude, Than to love bondage more than liberty, Bondage with ease than strenuous liberty.

If the seventies were bulbous, and the eighties sharp, the nineties were nothing but bogus.