He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But I've been in it 36 years and I'm used to it.

Keep strong the bond of love.

If you fall still stand your ground and strive for that new start.

I'm not someone who sits at home and doesn't like to go out, doesn't like to watch movies. I like to live my life.

Many years from now, what would you like people to line up and thank you for?

If you have a few hundred followers and you let some of them molest children, they call you a cult leader. If you have a billion, they call you Pope.

If you wanted to rip my clothes off, you should have asked." (Jace Wayland)

Charity separates the rich from the poor; aid raises the needy and sets him on the same level with the rich.

Mel Alexenberg offers a scintillating experiment in creativity. His work is an invitation to deepen your spiritual sensibilities as you extend your imagination.

I'd like to do policy and I'd like to do philosophy, I'd like to be able to get into the depth, into the meat of the argument - that's the kind of stuff I want to do.

You know, North Korea situation is far worse than East Germany, and South Korea is weaker than West Germany.