He'd have to be blinder than a bat. ~Alexander

The truth is out there.

There will never be another day such as this one, with all the variables of life combining in such a way to form this opportunity. So don't let it go, grab it.

Dying in vain isn't really all that bad since nearly everyone does it. It's the living in vain you really have to watch out for.

The future of marketing is not about technology

When he hit it, I knew that it was my ball. But I had to catch it and it seemed like the hardest catch of my life. I said to myself, 'Two hands, just like your dad taught you.'

Man they treat me like a legend, am I really this cold? I’m really too young to be feeling this old.

I believe in the fatal hairdo just for the love of saying fatal hairdo.

I'm not a man deeply interested in technology. It eludes me. I confess I don't even have a computer, I don't have a cell phone.

Putting all of my time In learning to care And a bucket of rhymes I threw up somewhere Want a locket of who Made me lose my perfunctory view Of all that is around And of all that I do.

I have experimental evidence that time travel is not possible.