He'd surely been spawned by some cataclysmic event of nature, not born.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

For a knowledge of intimacy, localization in the spaces of our intimacy is more urgent than determination of dates.

Words are a means to an end. Those who chase after them inevitably fail to reach that end.

I've learned people are watching, so don't do nothing stupid.

If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister!

If the American people knew what we have done, they would string us up from the lamp posts.

Too many times we insist on loving people the way we want to love them instead of the way they need to be loved.

Suffering has been stronger than all other teaching, and has taught me to understand what your heart used to be.

I dont want to just be a broker all my life, I want to lead.

For every once upon a time there must be a story to follow, because if a story doesn't, something else will, and it might not be as harmless as a story.

Dreams are the children of idled minds.