He doesn’t look very smart,” Diesel said. “He’s not even giving me the finger.” “Can monkey’s do that?” Hal asked. Carl gave him the finger. “Cool!” Hal said.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

River is river.

Allow yourself to be an anchor and anchored by others.

I'm not sure what he's saying, but by the way he's checking you out, it looks like you're gonna need a restraining order soon." ~ Treena Mui

Daniel Ellsberg showed tremendous courage back in the '70s.

Every form of happiness is private. Our greatest moments are personal, self-motivated, not to be touched".

Self-complacency is pleasure accompanied by the idea of oneself as cause.

The truth is I don't regret it. It was the right decision [not run for president] for my family, and the right decision for me.

Self-evidently, dangerous climate change will not emerge from a normal scientific process of truth seeking.

Keep moving forward, don't listen to the naysayers, persevere, be persistent.

The Hebrew will turn Christian; he grows kind.