He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes to its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

When a Wanderess has been caged, or perched with her wings clipped, She lives like a Stoic, She lives most heroic, smiling with ruby, moistened lips once her cup of Death is welcome sipped.

Maybe if you had megaphones on your chest they'd listen to the words that came out of your lips

The sweet spot is where duty and delight converge.

Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak.

In the world of dreams, I have chosen my part. To sleep for a season and hear no word Of true love's truth or of light love's art, Only the song of a secret bird.

One day we'll wake up and discover we are family.

Suffering has a noble purpose: the evolution of consciousness and the burning up of the ego.

God is huge! He is ginormous! He is greater than every thought we have ever had of Him.

The American people reject the idea of giving Washington a blank check to increase the debt limit.

The race struggle is the primal one, and the class struggle secondary. The last dominating race is the German.