He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.

How Superheroes Make Money: - Spider-Man knits sweaters. - Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. - Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

The Destructive Arts are exactly like Martial Arts, except they don't have uniforms or usefulness and the end result doesn't resemble art in any way.

I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.

The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but I was getting closer. Isabella was laughing so hard she wrote "Please stop can't breathe" in the dirt with her finger.

Life into death— Life’s other shape, No rupture, Only crossing.

Never let stress shape your strategy. Most women think better after a brisk walk, a light meal, a massage and a nap.

Another purpose for speaking in tongues is the edification of the church.

The deepest sleep is meant only for children and perfect fools.

My songs have always been frustrating themes, relationships that I've had. And now that I'm in love, I expect it to be really happy, or at least there won't be half as much anger as there was.

The only way you can predict the future is to build it.

A lot of movies will deliver on the promotion but when you go see them, everything you laughed at was in the trailer.

In these times gain is not only a matter of greed, but of ambition.

I'm gonna drive until my buddies can't lift me in the car, and I'll get some younger buddies if I need to.

I used to paint and I used to draw, and I probably would have loved to have been a portrait painter if I'd been good enough, but I really wasn't good enough.